Wake up with coffee & a meme

Apparently I’m the only person who calls it a “snowthrower.” But according to Andrew who left a comment in the previous post, the machines technically throw the snow, not blow it. So technically I am right. LOL! Anyway. Let’s stop talking about this. I honestly can’t believe I spent as much time on it as I did. And so, I bring you fluff (a.k.a. a meme I found on LiveJournal):

MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. McDonalds. I know it’s awful, but I love the Big Mac.

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Too many to list! Gigi’s, Double-O Grille, Terrapin, Starr Place… they’re all good.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. 15-20%

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A. Pizza

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. Chicken & broccoli

Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. Butter, of course.

TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer? A. I find photo wallpaper really distracting — it’s just a shade of blue.

Q. How many televisions are in your house? A. Too many.

BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed? A. Right handed

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body? A. Two babies that wouldn’t co-operate with nature and had to be surgically removed.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted? A. Noah.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious? A. No.

BULL****OLOLY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die? A. I’m not sure…

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? A. I’m happy with what I’ve got.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you? A. Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake? A. I’m sure I have.

Q. Have you ever saved some one’s life? A. No

Q. Has someone ever saved yours? A. No

DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100? A. Nah.

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000? A. No.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000? A. Considering that at this point the only real reason I continue to blog is to make a pittance, and $50,000 would be several years’ worth of blogging income in one fell swoop? You bet!!!

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000? A. Nah.

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000? A. No.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000? A. No

DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket? A: My PJs don’t have pockets. Sorry!

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie? A: Yes!

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower? A: Stand.

Q: Could you live with roommates? A: I did for years.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own? A: One or two.

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops? A: That would be last October when I got pulled over.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up? A: Do we ever really know?

LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to? A: Drew.

Q: Last person who called you? Drew.

Q: Last person you saw? A: Noah

FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number? A: 7

Q: Season? A: Spring

CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone? A: Yes

Q: Mood? A: Kind of cranky.

Q: Listening to? A: The fishtank and “Teletubbies” in the background.

Q: Watching? A: Nothing

Q: Worrying about? A: Oh you know… stuff.

RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning? A: To get Noah out of bed before he woke up Jake.

Q: What can you not wait to do? A: Go to bed tonight. (You think I’m kidding?)

Q: What’s the last movie you saw? A: “Hostage”

Q: Do you smile often? A: Yes

Q: Are you a friendly person? A: Usually.

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