Nothing says “class” like accessorizing your red velour track suit with a Fendi bag. Seriously, people, how hard is it to put on a pair of jeans to wear to your kid’s open house? On the other hand, at least she wasn’t wearing pajama bottoms. I see that far too often, too. But still, is it just me, or is anyone else upset that our fashion standards have slipped so low? It doesn’t take that much to look presentable. If you have time to stop by Dunkin Donuts to get a cup of coffee before the function, then you have time to make yourself look halfway decent. And if you have the money for a designer purse? Then you have absolutely no excuse for not throwing on a pair of Levi’s.